Too Gross to Waste Time On It

McDonalds Pumpkin and Creme Pie.
It sucks.

This pie is gross. McDonald's doesn't even picture it on their website. Did you ever put unlit 1960's Christmas tree lights in your mouth? That's the closest I can get to describing the flavor. I'm not going to waste time on it beyond what I've done here.

Eat at your own risk.


This is Boris. He's substituting for Blossom Possum while she's praying to the Porcelain God.